Funny quote
Don’t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy five cents.
William Coronel
Add comment December 13th, 2007
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
WC Fields
Add comment October 28th, 2007
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
Add comment October 28th, 2007
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
Add comment October 23rd, 2007
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The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important.
Bobby Robson
Add comment October 23rd, 2007
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You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Rowan Atkinson
Add comment October 1st, 2007
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
Add comment October 1st, 2007
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett
Add comment October 1st, 2007
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
Add comment October 1st, 2007
