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About jokes

Even the gods love jokes.

Plato

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You will do foolish things

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961

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One thing kids like

One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.  “Oh, no,” I said.  “Disneyland burned down.”  He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.  I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Jack Handey

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World were only one of God’s jokes

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

George Bernard Shaw

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About fools and wise men

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) in ‘As You Like It’

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Appear foolish afterward

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

William of Baskerville in ‘The Name of the Rose’

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Born a fool

He who is born a fool is never cured.

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About a fool

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)

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